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oh
good point

[ maybe not the point, but still a point... ]

you
want me to give the guy who may or may not be currently mad at me
the guy who has an impulse control problem and a real good arm
a KNIFE?

He probably already has a bunch. It's not going to make your chances of getting stabbed any higher.

yeah but none of them would be nearby while i attempt to apologize through the act of gift-giving!!

maybe

So get him something that's not a knife. It was just an idea.

this is so dumb what does that guy even like that isn't dangerous and/or cropped???

Things that are red?

[ ok but

lance's immediate thought is a rose

this whole thing is a disaster ]

what if i just let him beat me up thatd make him happy right???

Pretty sure if he wanted to beat you up he wouldn't need you to let him.

Again, why did we rule out just saying I'm sorry?

wait are you saying i cant take him because i totally could???
and BECAUSE
because...

because i dont know it doesnt feel like enough i guess

What did you even do that requires this much penitence?

[Maybe she should have started with that part.]

nothing!!

[ ... ]

nothing NEW...

[ not that that's any better but ]

i mean i dunno i guess we were having another bonding moment and he actually made a pretty decent joke or something
but it totally insinuated something thats just like NOT COOL man
like i was lost without him before all this i mean come ON

[ never mind that. lance made the same insinuation. not too long ago. um. ]

and anyway i guess i maybe kind of sort of completely ignored him immediately right after and then he got all mad about it

[ see? nothing................... ]

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From how you were going it sounded way more serious. Was this just the world's worst attempt at flirting or what?

[Worst on both ends. And considering Pidge's own flirting technique would probably involve screaming and running away as fast as possible if she had anyone she wanted to flirt with, that's saying a lot.]

[ ...what ]

[ what??? ]

[ no seriously what? ]

[ flirting??????????????? ]

[ WHO'S FLIRTING????/? ]

Edited 2016-11-17 01:42 (UTC)

[ NOT HIM! ]

[ AND CERTAINLY NOT KEITH THAT GUY WOULDN'T KNOW FLIRTING IF IT HIT HIM IN HIS STUPID MULLET HEAD ]

[ WHAT IS PIDGE EVEN SAYING THIS IS DUMB THIS MAKES NO SENSE SHE'S FINALLY FALLEN ON THE CRAZY SIDE OF GENIUS ]

[ ...yeah! yeah that's it! she's just gone crazy! that's totally it!! ]

ha haha ha haha haHA haA ha good one pidge youre a real riot keith should take joke lessons from you then we wouldnt be in this whole mess hah hAh ha

[Wow, someone doth protest too much. Pidge would point it out, except she really doesn't care.]

Whatever. Just write him a nice card and stop bothering me.

Edited 2016-11-17 01:51 (UTC)

yeah a card...
good idea pidge!! thanks

[ a card feels like ten thousand steps back to be honest but at this point lance is just as eager as pidge to GTFO of this conversation ]

Ok.

Bye.

[WHY CAN'T YOU AGGRESSIVELY HANG UP A TEXT CONVERSATION SHE WOULD LIKE TO HANG UP THIS TEXT CONVERSATION NOW.]

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